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Pumpkin Pop Quiz

QUESTIONS                                  Answers
1. What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? 
2. How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? 
3. What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
4. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
5. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
6. What do you call an obnoxious pumpkin? 
7. What's orange on the inside and clear on the outside? 
8. What kind of pumpkin wears a footbalol helmet?
9. Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
10. Who comes to the field when a pumpkin is sick?

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1. Pumpkin Pi

2. With a pumpkin patch

3. A penguin with a jack-o-lantern. 

4. Squash

5. See answer 4

6. A jerk-o-lantern

7.  A pumpkin in a plastic bag

8. A jock-o-lantern

9. You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!!

10. Patch Adams



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 a Jack-o-Lantern

Create a Bewitched Fall-O-Ween
45 Projects for Decorating and Entertaining by Kasey Rogers and Mark Wood

Autumnal decor is more than just pumpkins. It's also spooks and spiders and scarecrows and goblins and, of course, witches. 

Kasey Rogers, who played the supporting role of Louise Tate (Larry's wife) on the TV series "Bewitched," teamed up with actor and crafter Mark Wood to put together this collection of Halloween decorating projects.

Detailed instructions, illustrated with color photos, are included for scarecrows, wooden band boxes, wreaths, candle-holders, paper lanterns, pillows, dolls  and pumpkin carvings. An appendix of patterns and artwork is included at the back of the book.

For Halloween parties, the authors have includes recipes for candy apples and "ghoul drool," and instructions for making seasonal place holders, table toppers, napkins and party hats.


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