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All I Need to Know I Learned from a Cow

The cream always rises to the top.

Don't cry over spilled milk.

When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no  cholesterol, and no taste!

Always sleep with your nose facing North.

The grass is green on the other side of the fence.

Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

Chew your food 50 times before swallowing.

Whenever you're uncertain and don't know what to do, just chill out and go "Moooo."

It's better to be seen and not herd.

Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.

If it's good, milk it for all it's worth.

Never take any bull from anybody.

Always let them know who's the bossy.

Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.

Don't be bossy.

Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.

Munch hay while the sun shines.


Cow Face T-Shirt
Cow Apopreciation Day

sponsored by Chick-fil-A on July 14
Cow Headband
Cow Headband

Cow Pajamas
Cow Pajamas

All I Need to Know I Learned from a Cow
Cow Romper Costume

Cow Print Balloons
Cow Print Balloons

The Illustrated Guide to Cows
The Illustrated Guide to Cows
Laughing Stock
Laughing  Stock
A  Cow's Guide to Life
by Texas Bix Bender


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