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Fresh Vodka

A man enters a liquor store and asks, "Do you have any fresh vodka today?"

The indignant merchant snaps, "What do you mean fresh, you idiot. It's vodka!"

"I'm no idiot," the customer retorts. "I drank two of your bottles yesterday and they made me sick."  

~ from Vodka: A Global History

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