A
rancher from Texas was traveling through Vermont and stopped along a
country road to talk to a local farmer.
"How large of an acreage do you cultivate?" the Texan asked.
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"Oh,
it's pretty big," the Vermonter replied.
"My farm extends for about a hundred yards in that direction and for
nearly a hundred-twenty yards in that.
"And how large an acreage do you handle?"
The Texan smiled. |
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"Back home," he said, "I
have a ranch with my house located at one end.
I can get into my truck at the house in the morning, turn the ignition
key, step on the gas, and by the end of the day I still won't have
reached the other end."
The Vermont farmer nodded sympathetically. "Yeah, that's tough. I once
had a truck like that, too." |
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