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The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

Bumper Sticker

The bandage was wound around the wound.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when does are present.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

The accountant at the music store records records of the records.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

I did not object to the object.

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Paradoxes from A to Z
Paradoxes from A to Z


Anti Gravity
Anti Gravity

What Were They Thinking?
What Were They Thinking?

Have Your Way with Bureaucrats
Have Your Way with Bureaucrats

Laugh Louder Live Longer
Laugh Louder Live Longer

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