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Why do fruitcakes make ideal gifts?
Because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them. In addition to being a popular holiday surprise, fruitcake has many "value added" uses that make it one of the most versatile desserts ever concocted. Consider the following and add to the list: 1. Doorstop 2. Paper Weight 3. Boat Achor 4. Bricks for Contrsuction 5. Pencil or Pen Holder 6. Cat Scratching Post 7. Poker Chips (when sliced) 8. Firewood 9. Stadium Seat 10. Step Ladder 11. Free Weight (for workouts) 12. Bookend 13. Sand Bag Filler 14. Speed Bump BTW, why is history like a fruit cake? Because it is full of dates! |
 Fruitcake  Super Duper Bloopers by Kermit Schafer  P.S. I Love You |
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