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- When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.
- Never refuse a breath mint when offered.
- If you tell a lie, don't believe it deceives only the other person.
- When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat Crow while it's still warm.
- Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
- Work is good, but it's not that important.
- Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
- Not matter how well you knit, looking at your work too
closely isn't helpful; it's like kissing with your eyes open: nobody
looks that good close up. (Things I Learned From Knitting... Whether I Wanted To or Not)
- Never underestimate the kindness of your fellow man.
- Babysitters are like used cars. You never know what you're going to get. (Peanuts Guide to Life)
- Never lick ice cream off a hot sidewalk. (Peanuts Guide to Life)
- There's nothing that can harm a person more than too much formal education. (Peanuts Guide to Life)
- If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
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Things I Learned From Knitting... Whether I Wanted To or Not
Peanuts Guide to Life
Wit and Wisdom from the World's Favorite Cartoon Characters by Charles M. Schulz
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