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- When
baking, follow directions. When
cooking, go by your own taste.
- Never
refuse a breath mint when offered.
- If
you tell a lie, don't believe it
deceives only the other person.
- When
you make a mistake, make amends
immediately. It's easier to eat Crow while it's still warm.
- Never
pass up an opportunity to pee.
- Work
is good, but it's not that important.
- Everyone
seems normal until you get to
know them.
- Not
matter how well you knit, looking at
your work too
closely isn't helpful; it's like kissing with your eyes open: nobody
looks that good close up. (Things I
Learned From Knitting... Whether I Wanted To or Not)
- Never
underestimate the kindness of your
fellow man.
- Babysitters
are like used cars. You never
know what you're going to get. (Peanuts
Guide to Life)
- Never
lick ice cream off a hot
sidewalk. (Peanuts
Guide to Life)
- There's
nothing that can harm a person
more than too much formal education. (Peanuts
Guide to Life)
- Never
give up on your dreams; keep sleeping.
- If
you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You have another chance!
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Things
I Learned From Knitting... Whether I Wanted To or Not
Peanuts
Guide to Life
Wit and Wisdom from the World's Favorite Cartoon Characters by Charles
M. Schulz
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