Farm Fresh!

Across The Fence


First Farmer: I just got a new hearing aid. The best money can buy!
Second Farmer: Oh yeah? What kind is it?

First Farmer: It's 2:30.

First Farmer: Did the tornado damage your barn last night?
Second Farmer: Don't Know. Haven't seen it yet.

First Farmer: You any good at sports?
Second Farmers:  Nah, but I used to race horses. Man, they are a lot faster than me.









First Farmer: My brother bought a farm that's an inch wide and a mile long?

Second Farmer: What can he grow on a farm like that?

First Farmer: Spaghetti, I guess. 


First Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged?

Second Farmer: I'd give him all the time he wanted to pay off the bill.





First Farmer: How do you tell the weeds from the valuable plants?

Second Farmer: If it pulls out easily, it's a valuable plant.


Neighbor: "Bill, you're a genius."

Farmer Bill: "Yeah, I get called that a lot."

Neighbor: "What, a genius?"

Farmer Bill
: "No, Bill."


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