FARM FRESH!
Food and Farm Humor
Across The Fence
First Farmer: Did the tornado damage your barn last night?
Second Farmer: Don't Know. Haven't seen it yet.

First Farmer: My brother bought a farm that's an inch wide and a mile long?
Second Farmer: What can he grow on a farm like that?
First Farmer: Spaghetti, I guess.

First Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged?
Second Farmer: I'd give him all the time he wanted to pay off the bill.

First Farmer: How do you tell the weeds from the valuable plants?
Second Farmer: If it pulls out easily, it's a valuable plant.



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