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He Said...

"I'm never anywhere on time," he related.

"I just swallowed a fishing lure", he said, with baited breath.
"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" he said, Dolefully.

"I've been on a diet," he expounded.

"That's the third electric shock I've gotten this week!" he said, revolted.

"Another plate of shellfish for me!" he clamored.

"That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion," he said, offhandedly.

"I'll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!" he said, beside himself.

"This car has defective steering," he said, straightforwardly.

"I have a split personality," he said, being frank.

"I'll have to dig another ditch around that castle," he sighed, remotely.

"I won't let a flat tire get me down," he said, without despair.

"I remember the Midwest being flatter than this," he explained.

"This frozen orange juice requires you to add six cans of water", he said, with great concentration.

"I've lived through a lot of windstorms," he regaled.

"I haven't caught a fish all day!" he said, without debate.

"That mink coat is on wrong side out," he inferred.

"It's not fair" he said, darkly.

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