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"I'm never anywhere on time," he related. "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" he said dolefully. "I've been on a diet," he expounded. "That's the third electric shock I've gotten this week!" he said, revolted. "I won't let a flat tire get me down," he said, without despair. "I remember the Midwest being flatter than this," he explained. "I've lived through a lot of windstorms," he regaled. "I haven't caught a fish all day!" he said, without debate. "That mink coat is on wrong side out," he inferred. |
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