- Do wheat growers have "my grains"?
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train
station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
- I believe the only time the world beats a
path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
- If it's zero degrees outside today and it's
supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
- Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do
Orientals throw hamburgers?
- Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
- Why do they call it the Department of
Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
- Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure"
it?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the
bottle?
- If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, what
does baby oil come from?
- Is the hardness of butter proportional to
the hardness of the bread?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Why are hot dogs sold in packages of 10 and
hot dog buns in packages of 8?
- When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they
pack it in?
- What if there were no rhetorical
questions?
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Humor
Direct from the Author
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book)
Reach for the Cookies (used)
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