- The one
sure thing about the future
is that it always starts tomorrow.
- If you try
to fail, and succeed,
which have you done?
- Do wheat
growers have "my grains"?
- A bus
station is where a bus stops. A
train
station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
- I believe
the only time the world
beats a
path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
- If it's
zero degrees outside today
and it's
supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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- Since
Americans throw rice at
weddings, do
Orientals throw hamburgers?
- Why
is a carrot more orange than an
orange?
- Why
do they call it the Department of
Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
- Why
do we wait until a pig is dead to
"cure"
it?
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- Why
doesn't glue stick to the inside
of the
bottle?
- If
vegetable oil comes from
vegetables, what
does baby oil come from?
- Is the
hardness of butter
proportional to
the hardness of the bread?
- What was
the best thing before sliced
bread?
- Why are
hot dogs sold in packages of
10 and
hot dog buns in packages of 8?
- When
companies ship Styrofoam, what
do they
pack it in?
- What if
there were no rhetorical
questions?
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Enigma of the Rose
by Salvador Dali
What Were They
Thinking?
Chaplin
See
the Movie,
Read the Book
Reach for the
Cookies
(used)
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