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  • The one sure thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  • Do wheat growers have "my grains"?
  • Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see.
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
  • Why do people call their children "kids" (i.e., young goats)?

  • I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
  • If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
  • Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
  • Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
  • Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
  • Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
  • Light travels faster than sound, which could explain why some people appear bright until they open their mouth.
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, what does baby oil come from?
  • Is the hardness of butter proportional to the hardness of the bread?
  • What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  • Why are hot dogs sold in packages of 10 and hot dog buns in packages of 8?
  • When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
  • What if there were no rhetorical questions?
  • If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
  • I was wondering why a frisbee appears larger, the closer it gets... and then it hit me.
Winston Churchill quote
Winston Churchill quote

Enigma of the Rose by Salvador Dali
Enigma of the Rose

by Salvador Dali

Ignorance Is Bliss
Ignorance is Bliss

Hot Dog Roller and Toaster
Hot Dog Roller and Toaster

What Were They Thinking?
What Were They Thinking?


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