• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• Do wheat growers have "my grains"?
• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
• I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
• Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
• Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
• Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, what does baby oil come from?
• Is the hardness of butter proportional to the hardness of the bread?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
• Why are hot dogs sold in packages of 10 and hot dog buns in packages of 8?
• When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• What if there were no rhetorical questions? 

What Were They Thinking?

Chaplin

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