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Bumper Stickers

Old gardeners never die -- they just spade away.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Seen it all, done it all,
can't remember most of it.

When the chips are down,
the buffalo is empty.

Change is inevitable.
Except from a vending machine.

Cattlemen know for whom the bull toils.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Clones are people two.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

A day without sun shine is like... night.

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