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Signs Posted in Kitchens

1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.

2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the

impression he just cleaned the whole house.

4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

7. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall

never cease to be amused.

8. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

9. Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out.

10. Housework done properly can kill you.

11. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and

gone on to lead normal lives

12. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.

13. I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.

14. You've got two options for supper: take it or leave it.

15. Kitchen is closed. Detour to the nearest restaurant.

16. I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.

17. DANGER: Men Cooking.

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KItchen Rules Sign
Kitchen Rules Sign

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Vintage Wood Hanging Wall Sign

If We Are What We Eat... Shirt
If We Are What We Eat... Shirt

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Harvest Moon Soups Sign

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Coca-Cola Sign

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