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If no one sees you eat
it, it has no fat or calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy, brandy and Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, the calories don't count. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off. Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
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