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it, it has no fat or calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy, brandy and ice cream. Touching a skinny person gives them all the calories.
Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, the calories don't count. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off. Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. |
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