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This is the time of year for making lists: the best of this, the best of that, the best to come, the best that's past... I'll refrain from making any such qualitative judgments while I offer for your enlightenment the following list of books, which can stand on the merits of their titles and authors, let alone their content. Classic Titles and Dubitable Authors "20 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit and Betty Wont (published by Andy Didnt) "Eating Disorders" by Anna Rexia "Mystery in the Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung "I Lost My Balance" by Eileen Dover and Phil Down "Outdoor Cookery" by Barbie Cue "Raising Mosquitos" by I. Itch "Cooking Spaghetti" by Al Dente "How to Write Large Books" by Warren Peace "Desert Crossing" by I. Rhoda Camel "The Lion Attacked" by Claude Yarmoff "Irish Heart Surgery" by Angie O'Plasty Still In Print (Really!) How to Avoid Huge Ships by Captain John W Trimmer The Book of Marmalade: Its Antecedents, Its History and Its Role in the World Today, Together With a Collection of Recipes for Marmalades and Marmalade Cookery by C. Anne Wilson Internet for Cats by Judy Heim The Baby Jesus: A Touch-and-Feel Book by Alan Parry Avoiding Prison and Other Noble Vacation Goals by Wendy Dale Forthcoming and Greatly Anticipated "Causing the Greenhouse Effect" by C. O. Too "Italian Food" by Liz Anya, Manny Kotty, Minnie Stroni and Lynn Guini "The Tin Can Cookbook" by Billie Gote "Stomach Cramps" by Henrietta Greenapple "A Fish Story" by Czar Dean "Caught in the Flood" by Noah Zark "Little Fishes" by Anne Chovey "Jazz Music" by Tenna Saxe "Cuddly Toys" by Ted E. Behr "The Stars Tell It All" by Horace Cope Blank Books "What Men Know About Women" "A Politician’s Guide To World Peace" "National Geographic’s Arctic Winter Landscapes" "The Greatest Story Never Told" "Best Short Stories Written In Invisible Ink" "Much Ado About Nothing" "A Book of Fill In The Blanks" "Accidentally Click Delete" "An Atheist's Plan For Life After Death" "How To Win The Lottery" "The CEO Manual of Ethics and Moral Standards"
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 How to Avoid Huge Ships or I Never Met a Ship I Liked by Captain John W Trimmer. Written by a veteran sea captain tired of running over fools in their pleasure boats, and wants to educate those same fools in a futile effort to save their lives.  The Book of Marmalade Its Antecedents, Its History and Its Role in the World Today, Together With a Collection of Recipes for Marmalades and Marmalade Cookery by C. Anne Wilson.  The Baby Jesus A Touch-and-Feel Book by Alan Parry. The story of the Baby Jesus for younger children with interactive features.  Avoiding Prison and Other Noble Vacation Goals Adventures in Love and Danger by Wendy Dale.  Internet for Cats by Judy Heim |